万世魔星

格雷厄姆·查普曼

Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus

约翰·克里斯

Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur

特里·吉列姆

Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee

埃里克·艾德尔

Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee

特里·琼斯

Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant

迈克尔·佩林

Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus

卡罗尔·克利夫兰

Mrs. Gregory